Alright, I am officially upset. About what? About the quality MILF you guys are getting in this day and age. Back in my day MILF never looked like this. Sure we had Mrs. Cleaver, but she never looked this hot!
You know what they say… Don’t hate the player, hate the game. But how can I hate the game when it ain’t nothing but a MILF Thing? So, it is time for me to bury the hate and my cock into one of these delicious Mothers I’d Like to Fuck.
MILF Thing goes out into the wild and finds MILF in its breeding grounds… Did I just say breeding grounds? Shit! I guess you can’t have an M in MILF without some kind of breeding going on. [Note: Milk makes for huge swollen tits and you can’t get that without breeding either.]
Mostly the MILFThing.com crew targets the MILF. Sometimes, however, the MILF targets the crew! When this happens said MILF a called Cougar MILF. If you find one of these exotic breeds in the wild I suggest you run unless you know what you are doing. Actually, don’t run… It only excites them more.
The people running MILF Thing are well known for their quality amongst the players in the porn industry. Some would like to see them fall of a cliff and others try to emulate their attention to detail aspiring to one day be this good.
How good is good? 1080p HD videos! You can literally watch these vids on your widescreen TV in the living room. They really are that f’ing big! The photos are shot in 1500×1000 resolution and these people pride themselves on clarity.
You can download everything to your computer, but most people like to stream the videos in their browsers. That way you can delete your cache and history and wifey boo doesn’t need to know you are looking at MILF hotter than she is. If you are not banging a high speed connection they have old school video sizes for you too. Like I said, these people kick ass!
Grab a MILF Thing password and start watching the MILF Thing videos before that old witch gets home!
